I am the Beard.

((THIS BLOG US CURRENTLY NOT HOARDED HAHA TUMBLR TAKE THAT U CANT TAKE MY GRAYSTRIPE AWAY BITCHES))

((fuckING HELL THEYRE DOING WHAT NOW ROXY??))

((i need to sleep ok goodnight -dirk)

asklionbeard:

askhorrifyinggraystripe:

asklionbeard:

sassy-gay-israphel:

breaks phsycis

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS

LIONBEARD YOU NAUGHTY BOY WHERE ARE YOU

I still have your towel.

~~and i took a bath in your hot tub~~

pls no

Yep. Also, I don’t know if you noticed, but your windows are broken. Also I’ve burned the place, and I was used as a pillow.

askhorrifyinggraystripe:

asklionbeard:

sassy-gay-israphel:

breaks phsycis

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS

LIONBEARD YOU NAUGHTY BOY WHERE ARE YOU

I still have your towel.

~~and i took a bath in your hot tub~~

sassy-gay-israphel:

breaks phsycis

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS

themrnickster:

the horror!!

((I feel that this is relevant, okay? Okay.))

Lionbeards second adventure.

Lionbeard: Yonder lion mocks me, I must dispatch of it fortwith!
Lion: Uh dude what the fuck are you talking about?
Lionbeard: Foul lion shall not intimidate me with its affinity for speech! Have at thee! *BEARD ATTACK*
Lion: Oh fuck FUCK STOP THAT SHIT! My life insurance doesn't kick in until next week, can we reschedule?
Lionbeard: Surely, thou beast should have insurance upon which to lay his fortune for thine family.
Lion: Thanks man, I owe you a battle next week.
Lionbeard: FINE GOOD SIR, LIONBEARD, AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! *STRIDES UPRIGHT UPON BEARD*
Lion: Wait....did I just agree to getting my ass kicked next week? And did he just walk around on his beard?

theworstwarriors:

Always a beard.

Always.

((Mod Note: Roxy I am totally on board with this threeway.))